Good Pick Up Lines

It’s true, many pick up lines will be met with an eye roll and some are so bad they may cause the prospective date to walk away. We would like to supply you with the verbal ammunition to woo a potential date in a way that will be satisfying for both of you. We will give you cool, sexy, corny, funny, and hilarious pick-up lines. We’ve even gathered some of the best from the movies for you to enjoy.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Look ’em in the eyes, smile, and be confident. Here we go.

• Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
• My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off!
• Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
• Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
• My name is Microsoft can I crash at your place tonight?
• I’m not actually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.
• Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
• I’ve had a crush on you since I got here.
• No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
• My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you. Too soon?
• I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?

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Good Ones

We all want to think we’re sexy, but the truth is we’re not. So, sometimes we try to make up for it by throwing out a funny, sexy pick up line. But be careful, some of these approaches are right on the edge and might get a surprising reaction. Use them wisely and fasten your seat belt it’s going to be a bumpy flight.

• Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.
• I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
• If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
• Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.
• I was going to buy you a box of chocolate, but you already have a sweet box.

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Pick Up Lines for Flirting

• Excuse me, please step away from the bar, you’re melting the ice.
• Do you have a window in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• Believe me, the best is yet to come.
• Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
• You must be salsa because you are so hot.
• Be mine because you’re fine.
• Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

Funniest Opening Lines

Everybody wants to be the cool guy or gal. They want to have a solid command over wordplay that will give one the upper hand in starting a conversation. Know your audience and the setting before choosing one of these to try. Just picture Sean Connery saying, “Bond, James Bond,” and you get the idea. Now we all can’t be as cool as Sean Connery and even he used the hackneyed pick-up line “Now what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” in the movie You Only Live Twice. So, here you go. Here are a few rather short and sweet pick-up lines that will make sure you’re distinctive.

• Falling for you would be a very short trip.
• Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
•  Where do you hide your wings, my angel?
• I love you with all my circle, not my heart. Because hearts can stop beating, but a circle goes on forever.
• There is a sparkle in your eyes that is so bright, the sun is jealous.
• I’ll be yours forever. Just tell me when to start.
• Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
• Your smile eclipses the moon.
• If you were in a field full of beautiful flowers, you would stand out.
• When God made you, he was showing off.

Corny Conversation Starters

• It’s okay to reveal that you are a little bit sensitive and not a brut. Using a pick-up line that is romantic and thoughtful just might him or her over. You want to use a pick-up line that has a romantic quality to it that shows you’ve been thinking about your potential mate. So, be thoughtful, deliver the line softly and surely and make sure to look ’em in the eyes. Good luck.
• I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
• Do you want to know what’s beautiful? Say the first word again.
• Why would I want to gaze at the stars when I can look in your eyes?
• I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I was speechless.
• Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Hilarious

• I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U.”
• I wrote your name in the sky, but a cloud obscured it. I wrote your name in the sand, but the wind blew it away. And, then I wrote your name in my heart, and nothing can remove that.
• I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you would be impossible to find.
•  Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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Great Opening Lines

• You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for and believe me I’ve been looking for a long time.
• I’m not flirting, I’m just genuinely enamored with you.
• Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
• I swear there is nothing and no one else on earth like you.
• I looked up the word beautiful in the dictionary and there was a picture of you.
• They say that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
• I have amnesia… do I come here often?
• Are you accepting applications for president of your fan club?
• Smile if you want to go on a date with me.
• If cuteness was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Clever Ice-breakers

Women (and men too) love sincere compliments that come from the heart. These sincere approaches must be delivered in earnest and with conviction. Make her or him believe every word you are saying, and she/he will be like chocolate melting in your hand. Okay, well that’s just messy, but you get the picture. Now, go get ‘em, tiger.

• Every time I picture myself, it’s with you.
• If I had a nickel for every time, I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
• You are the reason men fall in love.
• Your lips, I kiss. Your body, I hug. And, your heart, I want.
• If you had a dozen roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 13 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• Your eyes are like the sunset, hard to turn away from.
• You really don’t need to wear make-up. You can’t improve perfection.
• You are so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.
• I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek and die on your lips.
• You are my compass, without you, I’m lost. 68.) You’re like a dictionary…you add meaning to my life.

Best Pick-Up Lines from the Movies

Who can forget the chat up the banter of Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart when Bacall said, “You don’t have to say anything…oh, maybe just whistle. You do know how to whistle don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.” From the film To Have And To Have Not. Here are some of the other best pick up lines from the movies.

• “I may be an outlaw, darling. But you’re the one stealing my heart.” Brad Pitt from Thelma and Louise.
• “I know what I want because I have it in my hand right now. You.” Gerard Butler from P.S. I Love You.
• “I hear voices too. Voices that say, if you don’t kiss her soon, you’re a chump.“ Jimmy Stewart from You Can’t Take It With You.
• “You know, it’s dangerous for you here in the frozen food section – because you could melt this stuff.” Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven.
• “Is that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?” Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca.
• “I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.” The Notebook
• “You make me want to be a better man.” Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.
• “I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute, and I’m really good in bed, too, believe me.” Leaving Las Vegas starring Nicholas Cage.
• “Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.” George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty.

Cute Pick-Up Lines

• I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.
• Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
• Do you know what this material is? (Grab your own shirt) Boyfriend material.
• Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
• Sorry for staring, I think your face is a work of art.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

Really Good Pick-Up Lines

• I’m not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together. (It’s corny but can be effective.)
• I could stand here all night and stare at you. (Careful, this could be considered a little creepy.)
• I’m going to have to put on my sunglasses because I was blinded by your beauty. (You might want to have your sunglasses handy for emphasis.)
• I think I’ll yell “Thief,” because you stole my heart. (Try and be sincere with this one or it can come off a little smarmy.)
• You must have fallen from heaven because you’re an angel. (Say it strong.)
• Help me up, I think I broke my leg because I’ve fallen for you. (If you can pull off the stunt a quick fall and recovery just might work.)
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line, not that I’m trying to pick you up. (That last part softens the approach a little bit.)
• Have we met? Or, do I just dream about you all the time? (Don’t smile when you say this.)
• You must be a race car because you drive me crazy. (Adding a Varoom, couldn’t hurt.)

Sweet Openers

• You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears. (At this point if you can do a magic trick, it hammers home the point.)
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot! (Don’t get burned on this one.)
• Is your name Wifi because we definitely have a connection. (Hold up your cell phone as you are saying this, it adds context.) You might like Good Insults page.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• I had a dream last night and you were in it.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• You sure have a great looking tooth.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
• There’s nothing we can’t do together; no, I really mean it nothing (add a wink).
• My fortune-teller told me I’d see you in my future. 20.) You know, we were born without clothes.

Breakthrough Pick-Up Lines

• Do you know the symptoms of a heart attack, because I think you’re giving me one?
• Baby, you’re sexier than sox on a rooster.
• A silly little 8-hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
• Where are you traveling to? Can I come?
• You look a little suspicious, I may just have to pat you down.
• It must be fate that we met here in _________. (Fill in the blank.)
• Want to see my passport? It’s a cute photo.
• Do you come to this airport often?

Charming

• I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I’m going to yours.
• We are cleared for take-off.
• Can you buy me a drink?
• Do you smell smoke, I think I’m on fire because of you?
• Are you an alien because you’re out of this world?
• I’m lost, can I follow you home?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Pedro?
• I’m not a hoarder, but can I keep you?
• I could really charge you rent because you hang out in my mind all the time.
• Are you a mirror? I can’t see myself without you.
• You should have a warning label because you crushed my heart.
• Did we go to school together, I’m sure we had chemistry?
• Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
• I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other women look bad.

Short Pick Up Lines

43.) You are definitely the cause of global warming.

44.) What’s your sign?

45.) You’re magically delicious!

46.) Is it hot in here or is it just you?

47.) Guess my sign.

48.) Want to snuggle?

49.) Hi, my name is _____.

50.) The sun has nothing on your smile.

51.) Can you help me? I’m bad at pick up lines.

52,) Want to share a cab?

53.) Hi, who’s your friend?   Working it “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

Funny Pick Up Lines

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
• I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
• Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
• We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Best Pick Up Lines

• I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
• So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
•  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
• Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
• When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
• Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
• I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
• I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you. Unsplash (Unsplash)
• I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
• No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
• You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
• You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
• You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? 17. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
• I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
• It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Funny Pick Up Lines
• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
• You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
• I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
• Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
• Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me. 27. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
• I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
• I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
• I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? Unsplash (Unsplash)
• Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
• If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
• On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
• You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
• Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
• If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
• Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
• You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again. Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys 41. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
• Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
• I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
• You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
• Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
• What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
• I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
• I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’ Unsplash (Unsplash)
• I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
• You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
• The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
• One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.
• I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
• I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three. Cute Pick Up Lines for Girls
• I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
• (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
• Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
• Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
• If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you. Unsplash (Unsplash)
• You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
• When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
• I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).
• I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
• I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
• You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
• I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
• You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.
• If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back. Cute Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar
• My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
• Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
• I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
• I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.
• I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?
• You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
• You: Are you good at math? Them: No (or Yes) You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.
• I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.
• Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine. Unsplash (Unsplash)
• Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
• It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?
• I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
• Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
• Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
• You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
• You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
• Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’ 101. I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

• You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
• They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
• I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
• Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
• Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
• Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
• I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
• Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
• Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
• Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
• Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
• I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
• Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
• Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
• Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
• Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
• Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
• I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
• Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
• Do I have to sign for your package?
• I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
• Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
• Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
• You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
• With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
• Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
• Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
• Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
• Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
• What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
• That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
• If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
• What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• We were both born without clothes.
• I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
• I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
• I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
• You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
• My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
• Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
• Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
• Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
• Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
• If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
• Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
• Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
• I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
• Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
• I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
• This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
• Want to save water by showering together?
• I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
• Want to go half on a baby?
• Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
• Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
• Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
• Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
• Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
• I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
• You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
• If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?
• Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?
• If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
• Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
• My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
• Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
• Let only latex stand between our love.
• Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
• Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• Can I borrow your lips?
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.
• There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
• So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
• That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
• Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
• I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
• If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
• Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
• Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
• Did you take your vitamin D today? Want to?
• Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
• I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
• I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
• Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
• Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
• In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
• Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
• Want to spin my dreidels?
• I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
• You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.
• Wanna go light my menorah?
• Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
• Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
• I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
• I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
• Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
• Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
• I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
• If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
• Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
• You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
• I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
• Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
• I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
• Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
• Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

Smooth Pick-Up Lines

• Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
• My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
• Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
• Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
• Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
• Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
• Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
• Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
• Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you!
• How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.
• Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
• Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.
• Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.
• Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
• If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.
• Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
• Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
• Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
• Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
• Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
• That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
• Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.
• Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
• Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest.
• If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
• If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
• I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
• You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
• If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you… Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to woo you.
• Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
• Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
• It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
• Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend.
• I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
• Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Funny Pick-Up Lines

• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• Are you French because Eiffel for you.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
• What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
• If you were a steak, you would be well done.
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us!
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
• Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.
• Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
• My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
• People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
• Hey! Are you garbage? I’ll take you out!
• Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
• I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.
• Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because I think you look dope.
• You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
• Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
• Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
• I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
• Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
• I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
• You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
• Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
• I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance.
• Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
• Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
• I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
• Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?
• There’s a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.
• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
• Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
• I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.     Giphy
• I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
• I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
• R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
• Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
• I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
• My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
• What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.
• The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
• At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
• I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
• I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
• My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
• I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
• Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it.
• I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
• Did Noah include termites on the ark?
• The man who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
• My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.
• I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
• The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
• I refused to believe the road worker was stealing from his job, but when I went to his home, all the signs were there.
• I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — all it was doing was gathering dust.
• PMS jokes are not funny — period!
• Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
• It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.
• I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to startle strangers.
• Women should not have children after 35, but 35 kids are enough!
• There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can’t.
• Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.
• My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate.
• My math teacher called me average. She’s so mean!
• “The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” — Demetri Martin
• I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. That’s a bit of a stretch.
• Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.
• “It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” — Jack Handey
• I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do know a guy who would be really mad to hear that.
• “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” — Demetri Martin
• When dogs go to sleep, they read bite-time stories before bed.
• “I don’t want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.” — Groucho Marx
• “Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.” — Stewart Francis
• Dogs hate driving because they can never find a barking space.
• “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” — Zach Galifianakis
• “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” — George Carlin
• “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” — Rodney Dangerfield
• Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.
• It sure takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
• I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
• The person who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
• The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.
• For a while, Houdini would use a trap door in every single one of his shows. I guess you could say he was going through a stage.
• I hope there’s no pop quiz on the class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
• If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
• I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
• Give me the calculator. Friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
• A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.
• I doubt, therefore, I might be.
• I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
• I had an “hourglass” figure, but then the sand shifted.
• When everything is coming your way — you’re in the wrong lane.     Giphy
• Animal testing is a terrible idea because they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
• “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” — Matt Kirshen
• “Crime in multi-story car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” — Tim Vine
• “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.” — Will Marsh
• “People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.” — Abi Roberts
• “A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.” — Ross Smith
• “Two fish in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’” — Peter Kay
• “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” — Stewart Francis
• “People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.” — Joel Dommett
• “Do Transformers get car or life insurance?” — Russell Howard
• “My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.” — Les Dawson
• I once saw two people wrapped in a barcode and had to ask, “Are you an item?”
• I went to buy camouflage trousers, but I couldn’t find any.
• “Alright lads, a giant fly is attacking the police station. I’ve called the SWAT team!” — Greg Davies
• “I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.” — Tom Ward
• “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” — Steve Martin
• My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
• I, for one, like Roman numerals.
• When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.
• Every married person should forget their mistakes. There’s no point in two people remembering the same thing.
• My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
• I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
• People tell me I’m condescending. (Leans in real close) That means I talk down to people.
• “By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere.” — Billy Crystal
• “Proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.” — Jerry Seinfeld
• “Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.” — Joan Rivers
• “Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.” — Ed Byrne
• “I failed math so many times in school I lost count.” — Stewart Francis
• “Oh, when I was a kid in show business, I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.” — Rodney Dangerfield
• “In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.” — Rodney Dangerfield
• “I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.” — Rodney Dangerfield
• “One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!” — Rodney Dangerfield
• “I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.” — Rodney Dangerfield
• I ate a clock yesterday, and it was very time-consuming.
• A perfectionist walked into a bar — apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
• A termite walks into the bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
• Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist; they’ll never expect it back.
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
• My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll see about that.
• I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
• What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
• “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” — Demetri Martin
• “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.” — Mitch Hedberg
• “My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.” — Unknown
• What vitamin helps you to see? Vitamin C.
• Why did the burglar rob a bakery? He needed the dough.
• Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll.
• I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
• I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger… Then it hit me.
• Whiteboards are remarkable.
• How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
• I went to a seafood disco last week. I pulled a mussel.

Breaking the Ice

There are many different ways to use pick-up lines to break the ice and there is no right way or wrong way to approach the situation. You and your wingman or wing-woman should size up the playing field and observe the potential date to decide on the right strategy. Whatever you do, choose your pick up line carefully, you’ve really just got one shot to do things right. Hopefully, we’ve given you enough different approaches that you can choose to be silly or fun, or serious and complimentary. But always be charming and romantic, who can argue with that? All of these conversation starters are designed to make a good impression and help portray you in a good light. After all, you may have only one chance to step up to the plate and hit a home run.

How To Deliver a Pick Up Line

Communicating an effective pickup line takes confidence. You need to feel good both about the line itself and your approach in communicating it. It helps to say it with a smile. Be confident. Have a plan B if your approach doesn’t work like you thought it would e.g. pin the line on a friend who said it always worked.