Short Captions for Selfies

• “Some days start better than others.”
• “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
• “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”
• “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”
• “Throw sass around like confetti.”
• “Hella heart eyes for you.”
• “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”
• “Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
• “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
• “Get out there and live a little.”
• “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”
• “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”
• “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
• “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”
• “Being happy never goes out of style.”
• “A little contour and confidence.”
• “Smile a little more, regret a little less.”
• “Grow through what you go through.”
• “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”

Short Instagram Captions For Selfies

• “Oh hey there.”
• “Sunday funday.”
• “Let it be.”
• “You do you.”
• “I can show you the world.”
• “I’ll do me.”
• “Morning gram.”
• “Mentally at the beach.”
• “All about the vibe.”
• “I woke up like this.”
• “Escape the ordinary.”
• “Let it hurt and then let it go.”
• “Less perfection, more authenticity.”
• “Life happens, coffee helps.”
• “Smile big, laugh often.”
• “Crazy hair, don’t care.”
• “Coffee and confidence.”
• “But first, let me take a selfie.”
• “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”
• “Live more, worry less.”
• “All I really need is a passport.”
• “Start somewhere.”
• “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”
• “Create your own sunshine.”
• “Life is too short for bad vibes.”
• “Maybe she’s born with it.”
• “Better an Oops, than a what if.”

Funny Instagram Captions For Selfies

• “You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.”
• “Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.”
• “I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.”
• “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”
• “Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.”
• “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.”
• “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”
• “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”
• “May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”
• “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”
• “At least my pizza still loves me.”
• “If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”
• “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”
• “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”
• “Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.”
• “My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.”
• “If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.”
• “When nothing goes right, go left.”
• “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”

Cute Selfie Captions

• “If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”
• “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”
• “Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.”
• “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
• “Stress less and enjoy the best.”
• “Look for the magic in every moment.”
• “Do whatever makes you happiest.”
• “Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.”
• “Self-love is the best love.”
• “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”
• “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”
• “And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.”
• “Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.”
• “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”
• “She was simple like quantum physics.”
• “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
• “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
• “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
• “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
• “You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.”

Quotes For Instagram Selfies

• “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild.” – Maïa Vidal
• “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon
• “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
• “All you need is love.” – John Lennon
• “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk
• “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” – Christina Aguilera
• “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” – Hailee Steinfeld
• “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift
• “If I fall for you, would you fall too?” – Ed Sheeran
• “Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé
• “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez & The Scene
• “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Col
• “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara

Entertaining Catchphrases for Selfies

• Namastay in bed.
• I have more issues than vogue.
• Why are you are looking at me funny?
• Haters gonna hate.
• I’m sending this selfie to NASA because I’m a star!
• What are you looking at?
• Best. Selfie. Ever.
• Chill!
• Selfie lord alert!
• Me, my selfie, and I.
• I’ll definitely do me.
• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
• OMG, look at me!
• Believe in the selfie that believes in you.
• I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
• This is proof that I can do selfies better than you.
• But first, let me take a selfie.
• A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
• Selfie, selfie, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
• Ah, a perfectly captured selfie!
• Dear camera, why can’t you treat me as well as the mirror does?
• Selfie on fleek.
• It’s funny because it’s true.
• Be a bad ass with a good ass!
• Life isn’t perfect, but my outfit is.
• Is there ever a bad time for a selfie?
• You are what you eat.
• This is how to become a heartbreaker.
• I woke up like this.
• Excuse me, but I’m in a selfie mood.
• I have no idea what I’m doing.
• The selfie is the worst judge of beauty.
• Who said I was an angel?
• Why so serious?
• Today, I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.
• 50% savage, 50% sweetheart.
• Trouble never looked this fine!
• No guts, no story.
• Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
• Nevermind.
• Morning time is selfie time.
• Lunch time is selfie time.
• Dinner time is selfie time.
• Warning: You might fall in love with me.
• Can’t touch this!
• I’m sexy and I know it.
• Nobody’s perfect…but I’m close.
• There’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed.
• Does this selfie make me look fat?
• I am not a selfie expert.
• Rate this selfie from 1-10.
• Gracing your feed with this fabulous selfie.
• Mirror: “You look cute today.” Camera: “LOL, no.”
• I love selfies because they love me.
• Got a new selfie stick today.
• I must have no selfie control.
• No filter.
• Hating me doesn’t make you beautiful.
• I’m not lazy, just relaxed.
• I’m just checking the quality of my camera.
• Please put my selfie above the tree, because I am the star!
• I graduated from the University of Selfies.
• This way, I know how I look.
• Just minding my own business.
• Please don’t download my selfie. You might fall in love with me.
• Selfie in paradise.
• Selfies are genuine confidence boosters!
• No job is complete until a selfie is posted.
• All natural.
• Keep calm and take a selfie.

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Short Inspirational Selfie Captions

• Just do it.
• Worry less, smile more.
• Dream without fear, love without limits.
• Work hard, stay humble.
• No pain, no gain.
• Whatever you do, do it extraordinarily well.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• Be yourself because there’s no one better.
• Be you.
• The best of me is yet to come.
• Always choose to be kind.
• Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish.
• Harder, better, faster, stronger.
• Hope is the heartbeat of the soul.
• Dream big and dare to fail.
• If you can dream it, you can do it.
• What we think, we become.
• Be yourself, there’s no one better.
• I’ll fight till the last gasp.
• Be a voice, not an echo.
• I can and I will.
• Be true to yourself.
• Do more of what makes you happy.
• Feel the fear and do it anyway.
• I make mistakes, but mistakes don’t make me.
• The moment you choose hope, anything’s possible.
• Think like a proton—always positive.
• We rise by lifting others.
• Leave no stone unturned.
• Actually, I can.
• Be the best version of you.
• Live what you love.
• Risking is better than regretting.
• There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
• The future is bright.
• No guts, no glory.
• Be water, my friend.
• All limitations are self-imposed.
• Aspire to inspire before you expire.
• Dream big, pray bigger.
• You can do anything you set your mind to.
• Change the world by being yourself.
• You matter.
• I am loved.
• Die with memories, not dreams.
• If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
• Life is better when we smile.
• Be happy. Be bright. Be you.
• Every day is a second chance.
• Seize the day!
• Happiness looks gorgeous on me.
• Tough times never last, but tough people do.
• I am capable of amazing things.
• By teaching others, we teach ourselves.
• We were all born to succeed.
• Hope is a waking dream.
• One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.
• Don’t forget to be awesome.
• Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
• The smallest change can make the biggest difference.
• If you want it, work for it.
• Keep your best wishes close to your heart and see what happens.
• You can if you think you can.
• A thing of beauty is a delight forever.
• Good things happen to those who hustle.

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Good Slogans for Your Photos

• Focus on the good.
• My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
• When nothing goes right, go left.
• Keep it cool.
• Take it easy.
• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
• No approval necessary.
• Never regret anything that made you smile.
• Don’t hate.
• There is no such thing as perfection, only beautiful versions of brokenness.
• And so, the adventure begins.
• This is not a phase.
• There is beauty in simplicity.
• There’s no place like home.
• Under construction.
• The moment when you realize that everything’s perfect.
• This is called a selfie.
• Every moment is a new beginning.
• This is one of the selfies I really like.
• Selfie life.
• Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
• Happy days are here again!
• I can. I will. Watch me.
• Take it or leave it.
• Life is lit.
• Everything you can imagine is real.
• The obstacle is the path.
• The selfie life.
• Hey, check out this cool selfie!
• I smile, you smile—that’s how it works!
• I am blessed.
• Feeling fresh.
• Never looked so good.
• Who cares? I’m awesome!
• Live a good story.
• Make it simple but significant.
• It’s time for change.
• Don’t tell people your plans. Show them the results.
• Getting my pose on.
• Best selfie of all time!
• Simplicity is the key to brilliance.
• Making peace with my broken pieces.
• Everything you can imagine is real.
• Just so we’re clear, I don’t always take selfies.
• I love me.
• Being happy never goes out of style.
• Be obsessively grateful.
• So many changes in a year.
• May this selfie be the reason for you smile.
• It’s the little things in life that counts.

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Cute Captions for Pictures of Yourself

• Be a nice person.
• I’m a rock star!
• I’m a friendly human.
• Let life surprise you.
• I’m shining like the stars.
• My smile shimmers like the sun.
• We all shine on.
• Never dull your shimmer for somebody else.
• Is this what angels look like?
• I am awesome-sauce!
• Look at me, I’m a beautiful creature.
• Smiles are precious.
• Wherever your heart is, it’s the place you will find your treasure.
• Smile. It confuses people.
• Ice cream is way cheaper than therapy.
• Let’s dance in the moonlight.
• Little by little, day by day.
• I’m as simple as quantum physics.
• Do what makes your soul shine.
• Salty but sweet.
• I can show you the world.
• If you got eyes, look at me now.
• Let’s play under the sun.
• A flower blossoms for its own joy.
• Life is the flower. Love is the honey.
• I’m a unicorn.
• Short, sassy, cute, and classy.
• It’s so beautiful when humans smile.
• My soul’s on fleek.
• My soul is full of sunshine.
• Keeping the smile on!
• Pretty is on the inside.
• Will you be my date?
• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
• I’m a free spirit.
• Forever a nomad.
• A smile is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
• I’m walking on sunshine.
• Be happy—it drives people crazy!
• Throwing sass around like confetti.
• I wish you were here by my side.
• Happy days are here again!
• When life throws you curves, flaunt them.
• Smile because you made it.
• The smile is the most beautiful curve in existence.
• Who says I never smile in my selfies?
• Sunshine and moonshine.
• A better version of me.
• Take my selfie and be merry.
• Behind the clouds is the sun still shining.
• There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy.

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Best One-Liners for Selfies

• The best is yet to come.
• My time is now.
• Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
• Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
• What do you think of the view?
• Sassy, classy, bad-assy.
• Elegance is beauty that never fades.
• Escape the ordinary!
• Accept who you are and revel in it.
• You only live once.
• Life is the place where love lives.
• I’m smiling because I can.
• Different doesn’t mean wrong.
• You don’t know me.
• What matters most is how you see yourself.
• Showing the world my victory pose.
• Take a ride on my energy.
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
• Embracing the glorious mess that I am.
• Life is way too short for bad vibes.
• Eyes are never quiet.
• All good things are wild and free.
• Be a voice, not an echo.
• There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
• Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
• Forget about style, worry about results.
• Let’s just be who we really are.
• My life is my message.
• Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
• Be groovy or leave!
• Selfies show what we look like, not who we are.
• These are the days we live for.
• Whatever you are, be a good one.
• Maybe I was born with it.
• Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
• Hustle and heart will set you apart.
• If it matters to you, you’ll find a way.
• Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
• I’ll just stay here forever.
• Life is like a selfie—we get the best results when we smile.
• I’m cool and hot at the same time.
• I am picky with my selfies as I am with my food.
• I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
• Whatever is good for you soul, do that.
• Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
• Let’s just be who we really are.
• Life is full of surprises.

Cute selfie captions:

• “The best of me is yet to come.”
• “Sunday Funday”
•  “Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.”
•  “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
• “She acts like summer and walks like rain.”
• “Life is better when you’re laughing.”
• “Be more of you, and less of them.”
•  “Maybe she’s born with it…”
• “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”
• “Self love is the best love.”
•  “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”
• “Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.”
•  “Smile big, laugh often.”
•  “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
• . “Being happy never goes out of style.”
•  “Pretty in pink.”
•  “I was born to stand out.”

Selfie with your sister captions:

•  “U is for U and me.”
•  “One soul, two bodies.”
•  “Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better.”
•  “You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley.”
•  “Fairies are real…they are called sisters.”

Prom selfie captions:

•  “I cannot see heaven being much better than this.”
•  “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
•  “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.”
•  “I wish tonight could last forever so we never have to say goodbye.”
•  “It might feel like the end, but it’s really a new beginning.”

Savage selfie captions:

•  “Cinderella never asked for a prince.”
•  “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.”
•  “Make them stop and stare.”
•  “50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart”
• “Smile, it confuses people.”
• “I’m everything you want, but can’t have.”

Morning selfie captions:

•  “Confidence level = selfie with no filter.”
•  “Today is officially under construction.”
•  “I woke up like this.”
•  “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”
•  “Coffee and confidence.”
• “May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”

Funny selfie captions:

•  I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
•  “Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”
•  “But first, let me take a selfie.”
•  “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”
• “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”
•  “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.”

Food selfie captions:

• “Home is wherever the food is.”
• “I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.”
•  “There is no we in food.”
•  “We go together like cupcakes and frosting.”
• “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
• “Yea, dating is cool. But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?”
• “Life imitates art.”
•  “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
• “Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit.”
• “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
•  “Too glam to give a damn.”
•  “My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown.”

Inspirational selfie captions:

• “Be you, do you, for you.”
•  “Make peace with your broken pieces.”
• “They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.”
• “You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.”
•  “Life is way too short for bad vibes.”
•  “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
•  “Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.”
•  “Grow through what you go through.”

Song lyric captions:

• “There’s no other way I’d rather be. Confidence is all I see.” — “Crown” by Kelly Rowland
• “I’m only human but admitted I’m such a beautiful mess.” — “Kid Nothing and the Never-Ending Naked Nightmare” by Gym Class Heroes
•  “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” — “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera
•  “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else. — “Love Myself” by Hailee Steinfeld
• “No scars to your beautiful. We’re stars and we’re beautiful. — “Scars to Your Beautiful” by Alessia Cara
•  “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else. — “Who Says” by Selena Gomez & The Scene
•  “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” — “Crooked Smile” by J. Cole
•  “Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?” — Rihanna, “Needed Me”
•  “You could be the king but watch the queen conquer.” — Nicki Minaj, “Monster”
•  “You asked to see the boss, so they sent me.” — Meek Mill ft. Drake, “Going Bad”
•  “I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” —Kelly Rowland, “Crown”
•  “Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage.” —Rihanna, “Needed Me”
•  “I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked.” — Megan Thee Stallion “Savage”
•  “I’ll be the one you remember.” — Drake, “Marvin’s Room”
•  “Find me where the wild things are.” —Alessia Cara, “Wild Things”